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"You shot my poodle."A great humor piece
Every once in a while, I run across something
just too funny. Like this piece from
The Libertarian Enterprise.
The time: right about now. The location: these days, just about any place in the United States. The characters: an accountant, a Chevy Cavalier, a poodle, and several police dressed completely in black, just like ninjas in a cheap kung fu film. Wannabe Ninjas: BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! Accountant (getting out of car): What the heck is this? (He looks down and counts all the holes in him.) You idiots just shot me 54 times! I'm not going to survive this, you know! And I've got a wife and two young daughters! Head Wannabe Ninja: You're a drug dealer! Accountant: I am not! I'm an accountant! See the horn-rimmed glasses, the pocket protector and the tidy little mustache? You've got the wrong guy! Assistant Wannabe Ninja (whispering to Head Wannabe): He's right. We're in the wrong neighborhood. Hell, we're in the wrong city. Head Wannabe: Doesn't matter. I say he's a drug dealer and that's all that counts. None of you guys worry; nothing's going to happen to us. We're cops and we're above the law. Accountant (looking in car): You shot my poodle. Head Wannabe: He tried to attack us. Accountant: Seventeen years old, blind and toothless? I don't think so. Okay, I know it's a little strange that I can laugh at all this. But it's funny because it is true. I was doing okay until I saw that line about the poodle. Then I lost it laughing. Read the whole thing, it's worth it. 
Posted: Mon - June 18, 2007 at 05:06 AM
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